Football
One Horse, One Handshake, Twenty-One Years of Ruin
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Michael Carrick
Football
The Numbers Told Us. United Weren't Listening.
There is a particular kind of footballing disaster that arrives looking like success. Manchester United's 2025-26 season under Michael Carrick was precisely...
1w ago
Football
Carrick Is The Fall Guy. The Rot Runs Much Deeper.
There is a particular kind of humiliation that goes beyond the scoreline. Manchester United lost to Bournemouth at Old Trafford on Sunday, and that alone...
1w ago
Football
Manchester United’s engine room runs out of steam as fans voice frustration | Jacob Steinberg
Five points from five games. Out of the Carabao Cup. A draw away to a Fulham side that had won nothing before kick-off. This is where Manchester United are...
21 September 2026
Football
Are Manchester United as poor as the early Premier League table suggests?
Thirteen. That is where Manchester United sit after four Premier League games, and while there are genuine mitigating factors, there are also structural...
15 September 2026
Football
Febrile Manchester derby awaits amid growing rift between United fans and club
There are two stories heading into this Sunday's Manchester derby, and only one of them is about football. The first: Old Trafford has quietly become the...
13 September 2026
Football
Manchester United’s front four show flashes but need more time to become fantastic | Will Unwin
Mbeumo's goal at Hill Dickinson Stadium was gorgeous. It was also not nearly enough. Manchester United's new front four of Bruno Fernandes, Matheus Cunha...
6 September 2026
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